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The fit is relaxed without flopping, the collar holds its shape, and the fabric breathes; it’s built to move with you, fade gracefully, and remind you of the small rebellions that keep riding fun.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWho this speaks to: riders who value character over show, folks who swap tuning tips at the gas station, and anyone who loves retro motorcycle culture. Wear it to bike nights, casual cruises, garage hangs, or when you need a little reminder that style and stories are more important than lap times.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner lines and less waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and meets safety\/compliance standards\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label and DTF\/DTG print methods for crisp, durable graphics\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ 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